Ever thought about how hard it is to be a leftie in a world made for righties?
This stuff should come with a warning label for lefties!
|WARNING: May cause Lefties to become contortionists just to be able to use the writing surface. Please seek the advice of a licensed chiropractor after every use.|
|WARNING: May cause Lefties to acquire an ink smudge on their left hand. This is normal and should not be considered a defect in manufacturing.|
|WARNING: May cause all knitted products to come out upside-down. If this persists or becomes bothersome, seek the advice of the non-existent knitting guide for Lefties.|
|WARNING: May cause blisters on the thumbs of Lefties. Large cutting projects may be delayed.|
You can just about imagine what school was like for me!
I'm really shocked that my spine is relatively straight, I didn't get ink poisoning and I don't have scars from scissor blisters.